Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Seven Ways to Amazing Health: Aaron's Miracle Diet



Fasts are stupid. So are ridiculous diets. Here's Aaron's miracle fast for instant health:

Buy two bushels of spinach, fry them with as much garlic as possible and some chillies. Add salt, and maybe some sesame oil.

Get a large filet of black cod, make a sauce out of miso paste and cooking sherry. Pan fry the thing. Add diced green onions

Eat everything together as quickly as possible on top of steamed brown rice.

Fasts are stupid.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are HA-larious!!

i was going to start a new cleansing fast just today, but you have convinced me that it is simply not worth it.

i'm now on your quick-as-possible way to instant health-- and have never felt better!!

thank you so much, America!

Suzanne Ma said...

fish + brown rice = heaven.
good call

M said...

sounds like a good recipe.

Leaf said...

It's not a recipe Marco, it's just pure instinct

cdl said...

everything else is ace.

Unknown said...

Hmmm... I miss your cooking. And your writing- more bloggage is required of you, boy.

Fasting is fine if you eat absolutely nothing. It's great for clearing the mind/body actually :)